*Interesting conversations and incidents with friends*
"Do not touch without my express permission or I will beat you until cheesecake comes out."
-Written on the note stuck to the cheesecake in the fridge.
Courtney: Hey guys, look at the dead bird!
Megan and Erin (looking up): Where??
"I know everyone in here is saying, 'Things are going to be different this semester! I am going to stay on top of my work and get things done,' but we all know that's a bunch of crap!"
-Professor, on the first day of class
"I'm really good with numbers... except for math."
-Raajii, on her strengths and weaknesses
"My hot is heart and it's BURNING FAST!!"
-Allison, mildly drunk
Katie: To do is to be.
Sally: To be is to do.
Raajii: Do be do be do.
Josh: Martina’s gone insane.
Caitlin: Martina’s sane??!!
Mike: Did you know there are only seven Friday's in Japan?
Crystal: Wait... how many days in a week do they have?!!
Mike: AHAHAHA!!
-Dining at Friday's (restaurant)
"I tried to figure out the probability of me staying awake in class, but I couldn't keep my eyes open long enough to finish the problem."
-Tom, applying statistics to real-life situations
“Ok you might have fabricated, you might have been using supplements. But never say you are a liar. That sucks. It's a bad bad word."
-Journalism Professor, lecture on quoting people for articles.