*Real incidents and Quotes from people who are a part of my life*
“Funerals are like family reunions, minus one.”
-Sara.
"Well they said that washing your hair with egg was good for it, so I did it, but I used hot water and I ended up with like scrambled egg in my hair."
-Chelsea, proving oh-so many things
Ashley: Raaji you missed the fire
Raaji: What fire?
Ashley: Joe burnt the pop corns, so the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building
Raaji: The one time my hall gets into trouble and I am not around to witness it
Nishan: Look at the kids playing while mommy is gone :-)
-making me question my RA abilities
"I don’t drink. All my chemical imbalances are natural"
-Joe, on drinking.
Alec: I think you're bleeding.
Amy: Bleeding what? Blood?
-Proving that she is BLOND!
"I would NEVER let anyone come in my eye; it would get into my contacts and ruin them. And those bastards are expensive."
-Caitlin, setting some standards
"Times New Roman is a FONT!"
-Chris, sleep arguing
Shaf: oh my god, I have so much physics homework, I don’t know how am I going to finish it.
Raaji: dude, I have 4 chapters to MEMORIZE!
Pauses
Raaji: Its ok, we are both in the same boat
Shaf: ...and its sinking!!!
-on ending up in the same boat every time
"People I become anti-social after 7pm"
-Marissa, overwhelmed with her work
Jess: especially when we got axed... AND taxed... those really hurt
Faz: Yeah.. they made axe then we axed it and later we taxed it. That was awesome :-)
Faz: This is a fine example of what happens when there is no alcohol provided to
University students on a weekend night.
- recalling last night's intense scrabble game
"Alright, let's end this torture."
-Sociology Professor, keepin' it real at the end of class
*Raajii jumping around with energy.*
K: Try the decaf next time.
Cristina: how about we do this saturday morning?
Raajii: Saturday has a morning!?
"They took my bag and I had everything in it. So, I didn’t have my cell phone, my organizer, my iPod or my alarm. I was totally devoid of technology... and I felt naked!”
-Emily, for the love of technology :-)
Deb (making a face): you got an internship in Canden?
Rob: Don't worry, I am in the better part of Canden
Amy: There is a better part of Canden?
-on crime notorious places
Faz: See I am a genius. You guys owe me big time. In fact, SASA owes me, MCOP owes me... you all owe me
*Pauses*
Well that is a little arrogant
Raaji: I am glad you recognized that.
Faz: Well...you know... I think I am humble enough to recognize my arrogance
"We are doing some high level philosophy here if you are with me now. I don’t know if that makes you feel better about yourself or not but that’s what’s going on"
-Professor Priess during a lecture.
