At Brunch....
Emily: Eggs, are they, like, dead chickens?
Rob: No, they're just unfertilized.
Sarah: ...So it's like eating ovaries.
Raajii: (dropping her fork on the plate), Thank you for ruining my breakfast!
-Brunch, anyone?
I love that I get to go to so many overseas places with my friends, like Canada.
Sarah, why do blondes have to do this to themselves?
Raaji: My baby is getting sick. He waits for me all day in scorching heat and by the time I come to him, it seems like he has 103 C temperature and he shivers. Do you think I should buy something to cover him up?
-Taking love with her car a little too far :-)
Religion Professor: "When we read the letters in the Bible, we're basically reading someone's mail. Now, in the US this is a federal offense. But biblical scholars call it Scripture."
In class discussing moral issues, some one has just listed adultery, and with the intent to add it to the list the professor asked, "What do you call sex before marriage again?"
A random girl in class: AWESOME!
Raaji: So what do you think about the iPad?
Shan: Ipad... well its like the iPhone on steroids
:-)
Professor to the last couple of students who were finishing their final:
"If you don't know it by now, you will never ever know it."
Political Science Professor: Are there any graduating seniors in here? Well you can choose to not take the final and take whatever your grade is now as your final grade *the only senior in class gets up and leave* As for the rest of you scrubs, good luck.
Emily: Eggs, are they, like, dead chickens?
Rob: No, they're just unfertilized.
Sarah: ...So it's like eating ovaries.
Raajii: (dropping her fork on the plate), Thank you for ruining my breakfast!
-Brunch, anyone?
I love that I get to go to so many overseas places with my friends, like Canada.
Sarah, why do blondes have to do this to themselves?
Raaji: My baby is getting sick. He waits for me all day in scorching heat and by the time I come to him, it seems like he has 103 C temperature and he shivers. Do you think I should buy something to cover him up?
-Taking love with her car a little too far :-)
Religion Professor: "When we read the letters in the Bible, we're basically reading someone's mail. Now, in the US this is a federal offense. But biblical scholars call it Scripture."
In class discussing moral issues, some one has just listed adultery, and with the intent to add it to the list the professor asked, "What do you call sex before marriage again?"
A random girl in class: AWESOME!
Raaji: So what do you think about the iPad?
Shan: Ipad... well its like the iPhone on steroids
:-)
Professor to the last couple of students who were finishing their final:
"If you don't know it by now, you will never ever know it."
Political Science Professor: Are there any graduating seniors in here? Well you can choose to not take the final and take whatever your grade is now as your final grade *the only senior in class gets up and leave* As for the rest of you scrubs, good luck.
