O.k. a couple of things before we break down... Oh I mean break up!
Professor, keeping it real at the end of class
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Raaji: Alright, we're going home now. Enough of partying.
Katie: How are we getting home?!
Raaji: I'm driving.
Emily: You can't be sober Raaji! There's two of you!
-One crazy night
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"I'm gonna look up this book's ass in the index, and then kick it!"
-Chris, studying for engineering final
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I didn't forget I just didn't remember at that moment!
-Raaji, bad memory excuses
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"Where's the cake?! Come and get it!"
-Emily, trying to wake up and lead a drunk Rob to his own bed
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During a serious discussion on parenting...
Raaji: Hey, my mother is a working woman. She worked all through my childhood, and I turned out just fine.
Shaf: Really?
Marvin: You turned out just fine?
-Jerks
(After a while, a comment that followed)
Shaf: I am sorry, but you walked right into it, I couldn't help myself, I had to do it...haha)
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Raaji: Guess what? I got published... again!
Faz: Again? Like... It was that bad, huh? *Laughs out Loud*
-supportive friends
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Jewish people are Catholics who just haven't realized how awesome Jesus is yet.
-Christy, during a religious discussion.
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He is a yum-yum man burger with a side of hunk-tato salad.
-Raaji, describing a love interest – really hungry & waiting for her lunch to arrive.
Professor, keeping it real at the end of class
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Raaji: Alright, we're going home now. Enough of partying.
Katie: How are we getting home?!
Raaji: I'm driving.
Emily: You can't be sober Raaji! There's two of you!
-One crazy night
-----
"I'm gonna look up this book's ass in the index, and then kick it!"
-Chris, studying for engineering final
----
I didn't forget I just didn't remember at that moment!
-Raaji, bad memory excuses
-----
"Where's the cake?! Come and get it!"
-Emily, trying to wake up and lead a drunk Rob to his own bed
-------
During a serious discussion on parenting...
Raaji: Hey, my mother is a working woman. She worked all through my childhood, and I turned out just fine.
Shaf: Really?
Marvin: You turned out just fine?
-Jerks
(After a while, a comment that followed)
Shaf: I am sorry, but you walked right into it, I couldn't help myself, I had to do it...haha)
--------
Raaji: Guess what? I got published... again!
Faz: Again? Like... It was that bad, huh? *Laughs out Loud*
-supportive friends
----
Jewish people are Catholics who just haven't realized how awesome Jesus is yet.
-Christy, during a religious discussion.
----
He is a yum-yum man burger with a side of hunk-tato salad.
-Raaji, describing a love interest – really hungry & waiting for her lunch to arrive.
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