Real life incidents and quotes from the lovely people who are a part of my life :-)
If you are looking for alcohol, Ma'am, it is all inside my belly.
- a very drunk student sitting in the lounge and talking to the RA on duty which would be yours truly.
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Marvin: How is that paper coming along?
Lyndsay: The paper is in desperate need of completion.
-in all seriousness
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What if God didn't intend for us to eat the animals? He must have been pretty freaked out when we started.
-Emily
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NR: hey pretty woman...
R: How are you, lover boy?
NR: Lonely.
- scandalous 3am text messages.
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During a class discussion on crime and youth...
Professor: Well we blame it on the testosterones... It makes men violent.
Raajii (loud enough for the class to hear): It makes men idiots!
*after the laughter*
Professor: Well, that too.
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"Why do we need statistics? So politicians can lie, that's why!"
-Political Science Professor, starting off a statistics lecture
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Rob: "Are you getting the H1N1 vaccine?"
Emily: "No, I don't get viruses. I have a Mac."
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"...the reason why I give no sources is that it is a matter of indifference to me whether the
thoughts that I have had have been anticipated by someone else"
-refusing to do a bibliography
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Emily: Como se dice "giraffe" in Spanish? [How do you say "giraffe in Spanish?]
Raaji: ...Giraffe?
Emily (pointing to picture): Si [Yes]
Raaji: That's a zebra.
-On foreign animals
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If you are looking for alcohol, Ma'am, it is all inside my belly.
- a very drunk student sitting in the lounge and talking to the RA on duty which would be yours truly.
----
Marvin: How is that paper coming along?
Lyndsay: The paper is in desperate need of completion.
-in all seriousness
----
What if God didn't intend for us to eat the animals? He must have been pretty freaked out when we started.
-Emily
----
NR: hey pretty woman...
R: How are you, lover boy?
NR: Lonely.
- scandalous 3am text messages.
----
During a class discussion on crime and youth...
Professor: Well we blame it on the testosterones... It makes men violent.
Raajii (loud enough for the class to hear): It makes men idiots!
*after the laughter*
Professor: Well, that too.
----
"Why do we need statistics? So politicians can lie, that's why!"
-Political Science Professor, starting off a statistics lecture
----
Rob: "Are you getting the H1N1 vaccine?"
Emily: "No, I don't get viruses. I have a Mac."
----
"...the reason why I give no sources is that it is a matter of indifference to me whether the
thoughts that I have had have been anticipated by someone else"
-refusing to do a bibliography
-----
Emily: Como se dice "giraffe" in Spanish? [How do you say "giraffe in Spanish?]
Raaji: ...Giraffe?
Emily (pointing to picture): Si [Yes]
Raaji: That's a zebra.
-On foreign animals
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