Real life incidents and quotes from the lovely people who are a part of my life :-)
“Standby, I’ve had a few drinks.”
-Emily
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Pooja and I were discussing the ending of the movie Inception right after we watched it and asked Stephanie for her opinion. She came up with a totally original idea: 'It means that this movie has ...a sequel!'
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On the phone....
Raaji: Hello?
Faz: Hello?
Raaji: Hello.
Faz: Hello.
Raaji: Hello!
Faz: Helloo!
Raaji: HELLO!!
Faz: Yeah, any time you want to move past the hello stage.
Raaji: Jerk! I thought you couldnt hear me!
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Marvin and Raaji talking on the phone one late night, Raaji going on and on about something, Marvin replying with an occasional, "hmm" or "ahan". Then Raaji realizes,
Raaji: Aww, you are tired right?
Marvin: Yes, very much.
Raaji: Aww, alright dear, I will let you sleep then.
Marvin (in all seriousness): Thank you.
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Sorry, I am too busy. I cant use my brain at the moment.
-Raaji
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At Philly airport, a guy was complaining at the help desk because his plane was late.
Man: But I have a First Class Ticket!
Employee: First Class or Economy, the plane leaves at the same time!
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You are only supposed to ask me questions that I have the answers to!
-Criminology professor during a discussion about elections and criminal behavior.
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Faz (sort of angry): I just realized I am a jerk!
Raaji: FI-NA-LYYY! :-P
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And this one is an absolute classic:
"No, I do NOT want to be on your mating list! Oh, I mean your mailing list.
-Stephanie, talking to an advertising agent on the phone.
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“Standby, I’ve had a few drinks.”
-Emily
---
Pooja and I were discussing the ending of the movie Inception right after we watched it and asked Stephanie for her opinion. She came up with a totally original idea: 'It means that this movie has ...a sequel!'
----
On the phone....
Raaji: Hello?
Faz: Hello?
Raaji: Hello.
Faz: Hello.
Raaji: Hello!
Faz: Helloo!
Raaji: HELLO!!
Faz: Yeah, any time you want to move past the hello stage.
Raaji: Jerk! I thought you couldnt hear me!
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Marvin and Raaji talking on the phone one late night, Raaji going on and on about something, Marvin replying with an occasional, "hmm" or "ahan". Then Raaji realizes,
Raaji: Aww, you are tired right?
Marvin: Yes, very much.
Raaji: Aww, alright dear, I will let you sleep then.
Marvin (in all seriousness): Thank you.
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Sorry, I am too busy. I cant use my brain at the moment.
-Raaji
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At Philly airport, a guy was complaining at the help desk because his plane was late.
Man: But I have a First Class Ticket!
Employee: First Class or Economy, the plane leaves at the same time!
----
You are only supposed to ask me questions that I have the answers to!
-Criminology professor during a discussion about elections and criminal behavior.
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Faz (sort of angry): I just realized I am a jerk!
Raaji: FI-NA-LYYY! :-P
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And this one is an absolute classic:
"No, I do NOT want to be on your mating list! Oh, I mean your mailing list.
-Stephanie, talking to an advertising agent on the phone.
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For more, click on the "Funny Quotes" tab in the menu bar above.
