Real life incidents and quotes from the lovely people who are a part of my life :-)
"I am sorry, I cant understand you, I am an ignorant American."
-Megan, On east Asian cities names
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"If you took this to your eighth grade English teacher, there'd be so much red ink on it you'd think she'd cut her wrists."
-Biology Professor, on the written part of the bio lab
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"Do not lick that, or put it in your mouth...."
- regarding an electrical cord
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Chris: You know for 350 degrees this oven isn't very hot...
Raaji: That would be because you just opened the microwave.
-on wrong applications
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Please, please do this for me. I'll pay you in baked goods, cds, or other.
-Emily, the art of begging
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Today's topic is statistical inferences and since this is a political science seminar, I don't expect you to know statistics so today's class is going to be a lot about trust-me-on-this-one.
-Political Science Professor, on public opinion statistics
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Abruptly coming to a stop while running down the hallway,
Raaji: Oh, I'm not supposed to run with scissors...darn it!
-no really, I am not allowed, I can be dangerous
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Overheard in Political Science Class,
Random guy: That test was really hard.
His friend: Yeah, I had a hard time reading what the Asian chick in front of me was writing.
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"I am sorry, I cant understand you, I am an ignorant American."
-Megan, On east Asian cities names
----
"If you took this to your eighth grade English teacher, there'd be so much red ink on it you'd think she'd cut her wrists."
-Biology Professor, on the written part of the bio lab
-----
"Do not lick that, or put it in your mouth...."
- regarding an electrical cord
-----
Chris: You know for 350 degrees this oven isn't very hot...
Raaji: That would be because you just opened the microwave.
-on wrong applications
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Please, please do this for me. I'll pay you in baked goods, cds, or other.
-Emily, the art of begging
-----
Today's topic is statistical inferences and since this is a political science seminar, I don't expect you to know statistics so today's class is going to be a lot about trust-me-on-this-one.
-Political Science Professor, on public opinion statistics
-----
Abruptly coming to a stop while running down the hallway,
Raaji: Oh, I'm not supposed to run with scissors...darn it!
-no really, I am not allowed, I can be dangerous
-----
Overheard in Political Science Class,
Random guy: That test was really hard.
His friend: Yeah, I had a hard time reading what the Asian chick in front of me was writing.
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For more, click on the "Funny Quotes" tab in the menu bar above.
