Real-life incidents and quotes from the lovely people who are a part of my life :-)
Britney: Did someone call 911 by accident? There is a police officer on the door
Raaji: I don't know, is he cute?
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Jokes can sometimes be nice too - especially if they are funny
-Megan, During public speaking training.
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"If you are a vegetarian, can you still eat animal crackers?"
-point to ponder.
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"Sometimes students fall asleep in my class. I used to bring a long leather whip for these occasions, but after some administrative issues am now obliged to rely solely on public humiliation."
-Political Theory Professor
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Office assistant explaining the old printer to me,
“Paper jams are like snowflakes –- there’s no two alike.”
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Every time I come out of my Spanish class, I thank God for English
-Raajii, struggling with spanish
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Emily: I'm mad.
Raaji: What's the matter?
Emily: I can't see my forehead.
-one drunken night.
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"Why does that have to be there! Couldn't they at least make it padded or something?!"
-R, on cement highway barriers
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In a hotel room, to a male coworker,
Raaji: Soooo, I am checking you out.
Dave: Excuse me?
Raaji: oh,.. umm... out of the room, I mean. I will check you out of the room, I am not leaving just yet. Umm... you can give me your keys.
[he laughed really hard and needless to say, I was quite embarrassed]
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S: This place is haunted. I dont want to live here alone.
Raaji: Relax, I lived here for quite some time - alone. I made out alright.
F: She made out with the Ghost!
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Britney: Did someone call 911 by accident? There is a police officer on the door
Raaji: I don't know, is he cute?
---
Jokes can sometimes be nice too - especially if they are funny
-Megan, During public speaking training.
---
"If you are a vegetarian, can you still eat animal crackers?"
-point to ponder.
----
"Sometimes students fall asleep in my class. I used to bring a long leather whip for these occasions, but after some administrative issues am now obliged to rely solely on public humiliation."
-Political Theory Professor
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Office assistant explaining the old printer to me,
“Paper jams are like snowflakes –- there’s no two alike.”
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Every time I come out of my Spanish class, I thank God for English
-Raajii, struggling with spanish
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Emily: I'm mad.
Raaji: What's the matter?
Emily: I can't see my forehead.
-one drunken night.
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"Why does that have to be there! Couldn't they at least make it padded or something?!"
-R, on cement highway barriers
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In a hotel room, to a male coworker,
Raaji: Soooo, I am checking you out.
Dave: Excuse me?
Raaji: oh,.. umm... out of the room, I mean. I will check you out of the room, I am not leaving just yet. Umm... you can give me your keys.
[he laughed really hard and needless to say, I was quite embarrassed]
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S: This place is haunted. I dont want to live here alone.
Raaji: Relax, I lived here for quite some time - alone. I made out alright.
F: She made out with the Ghost!
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