For your entertainment, here are a few conversations with the wonderful people who are a part of my life... :-)
I am from here. I speak three languages: English, bad English, and profanity.
-W, during a conversation about languages.
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Emily: needs to learn how to respond to a bitchy co-worker in German...any tips?
Mark: Middle finger?
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While preparing for an interview:
“So after the interview, I will ask them about my price... Oh I mean my salary.”
-Marvin, Keeping it real
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"Hey, do you guys smell that? It smells like burnt fire!!"
-Emily, on flame redundant situations
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"I LOVE honey nut cheerios, I could eat them all day all night and whenever. Boys need to taste like honey nut cheerios.”
-Sera, while eating honey nut cheerios straight out of the box.
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Terry: I have a whole honey dew in my room chilling for three weeks.
Jeremy: Oh, its probably alcoholic by now.
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So this is my little spiel about why you should care... in addition to the fact that, dammit! I control your grades
-Poli Sci Professor, explaining why statistical regression is important.
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I am from here. I speak three languages: English, bad English, and profanity.
-W, during a conversation about languages.
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Emily: needs to learn how to respond to a bitchy co-worker in German...any tips?
Mark: Middle finger?
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While preparing for an interview:
“So after the interview, I will ask them about my price... Oh I mean my salary.”
-Marvin, Keeping it real
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"Hey, do you guys smell that? It smells like burnt fire!!"
-Emily, on flame redundant situations
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"I LOVE honey nut cheerios, I could eat them all day all night and whenever. Boys need to taste like honey nut cheerios.”
-Sera, while eating honey nut cheerios straight out of the box.
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Terry: I have a whole honey dew in my room chilling for three weeks.
Jeremy: Oh, its probably alcoholic by now.
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So this is my little spiel about why you should care... in addition to the fact that, dammit! I control your grades
-Poli Sci Professor, explaining why statistical regression is important.
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